suckin dem dicks like
My name is Mattie Elizah. I am a fifth year Ravenclaw at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Kevin Eric Gibson has my heart. When I’m not watching Doctor Who, you’ll probably find me wrapped in one of my many ugly sweaters, reading a book and listening to music. "The only way out of the labyrinth of suffering is to forgive." — John Green
oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotle
"Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President"
Today was an exceptional day.
White supremacy in action.
we locked 10 straight boys in a room with a nike gift card for five hundred dollars. What happens next will make you smile
horror movie opening scene
HOW IS THIS SUCH BEAUTIFUL QUALITY?
CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT THIS IS ACTUALLY JOLIE’S DAUGHTER PLAYING YOUNG AURORA AND HOW TALENTED THIS WOMAN IS TO ACT OUT NOT WANTING TO HOLD AND CUDDLE HER OWN LITTLE WOMB NUGGET LIKE GOTDAMN WOMAN YOU GOOD.
50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”
Dean Winchester, Slash Sheriff
CAN THIS BE A THING
PLEASE I AM CRYING
OH MY GOD
White ppl are insane omg
Why am I white
ok so in the lyrics booklet that comes with Soul Punk, some letters are coloured white like this:
so i wrote them all down and together they read:
"Fear is killing us
But true love can survive
If we cooperate
We can beat doubt
But first rebuild trust
Happiness is still free
Though not always apparent
When its right in front of us
So keep calm
It’s gonna get better”
no but what pisses me off is when parents dont let boys and girls hang out as friends like especially when it comes to sleepovers
like no i dont want his dick in me i want to sit on my floor and throw board game pieces at him when i lose
finally someone said it