zeldathemes
Nerdfighter From Gallifrey

My name is Mattie Elizah. I am a fifth year Ravenclaw at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Kevin Eric Gibson has my heart. When I’m not watching Doctor Who, you’ll probably find me wrapped in one of my many ugly sweaters, reading a book and listening to music. "The only way out of the labyrinth of suffering is to forgive." — John Green



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teamfreekickass:

suckin dem dicks like

eldiablocabra:

awkwardvagina:

alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

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"Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President" 

siddharthasmama:

note-a-bear:

blacknoonajade:

Today was an exceptional day. 

wow…..
just…







White supremacy in action.

siddharthasmama:

note-a-bear:

blacknoonajade:

Today was an exceptional day. 

wow…..

just…

White supremacy in action.

straightwhiteboyproblems:

we locked 10 straight boys in a room with a nike gift card for five hundred dollars. What happens next will make you smile

horror movie opening scene

white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
white boy: lmao
they continue walking for a few seconds
*white couple hears noise*
white girl: babe what that??
white boy: i'll go investigate
*leaves her alone*
*choking noises*
white girl: zack!!!
white boy: ha ha just kidding!
white girl: asshole!
white boy: im just playin babe
white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
*playful kiss*
*things turn sexy*
*hear noise*
white boy: i'll go investigate
*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
*maybe a thud*
white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
*she walks and he dead*
white girl: ahhh!!
*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
white girl: ahhh!!!
*white girl runs*
*dead end*
*hides*
*thinks she free n safe*
*guy catches her*
*cuts her*
*she dead*
opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D

impwhoretant:

impwhoretant:

I’M CLEAN

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i took

a shower

juztgurlythingz:

http://1amthemasterofthewicket.tumblr.com/ submitted

juztgurlythingz:

http://1amthemasterofthewicket.tumblr.com/ submitted

powerofvoodoo:

geektoriassecret:

thatdisneylover:

HOW IS THIS SUCH BEAUTIFUL QUALITY?

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT THIS IS ACTUALLY JOLIE’S DAUGHTER PLAYING YOUNG AURORA AND HOW TALENTED THIS WOMAN IS TO ACT OUT NOT WANTING TO HOLD AND CUDDLE HER OWN LITTLE WOMB NUGGET LIKE GOTDAMN WOMAN YOU GOOD.

WOMB NUGGET

soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

bakasara:

tarteauxfraises:

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bakasara:

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DEAN WINCHESTER

SLASH SHERIFF

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Dean Winchester, Slash Sheriff

CAN THIS BE A THING

PLEASE I AM CRYING

OH MY GOD

amourpizza:

embelish:

thagoodthings:

thugger-thugger:

seiras:

sadboy420:

wtf

White ppl are insane omg

no

Wow

omfg

Why am I white

amourpizza:

embelish:

thagoodthings:

thugger-thugger:

seiras:

sadboy420:

wtf

White ppl are insane omg

no

Wow

omfg

Why am I white

sideburndays:

ok so in the lyrics booklet that comes with Soul Punk, some letters are coloured white like this:

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so i wrote them all down and together they read:

"Fear is killing us
But true love can survive
If we cooperate
We can beat doubt
But first rebuild trust
Take responsibility
Happiness is still free
Though not always apparent
When its right in front of us
So keep calm
It’s gonna get better”

jump-doughboy-jump:

vriska-ler:

no but what pisses me off is when parents dont let boys and girls hang out as friends like especially when it comes to sleepovers

like no i dont want his dick in me i want to sit on my floor and throw board game pieces at him when i lose

finally someone said it